Outstanding!

Paul McCartney has made "Outstanding Contributions" and has been given a statue for his efforts.



Outstanding contributions to what precisely? The only thing that springs to mind is "abject cuntery". No-one liked Wings, Paul, no-one likes vegetarianism or being patronised and browbeaten with your frankly wrong opinions, and no-one fucking likes Heather Mills, and you went and made her impossibly famous, didn't you, you bastard?

Twenty-seven years since Lennon's murder, and no-one's taken out McCartney. What a sick, sad world.